buried alive (apparently)

In grade school, they came right out and told us that the Original People of Maryland were all gone. Somehow, I didn't have the heart to go home and face my (distinctly Piscataway) father and tell him, "uh, evidently, we're all dead. Teacher said so." If word of this gets out, the powwows next year might be a real drag, with all those dead guys dancing around. Can we fly Russell Means up here to sacrifice these teachers?

The old man in the photo was spotted peddling cigarettes on North Market Street in Frederick, MD on 6nov05.