Enormous lions, disguised as holiday decorations, have been stalking and eating random victims in the city. Evidently dazed by Christmas shopping, these victims don't notice the lions' poor sense of camouflage. I photographed this holiday shopper (at great risk of personal injury or death) at Judiciary Square in Washington DC. Moments later, the lion caught the scent of a soccer-mom from Bethesda with a freshly purchased XBox 360 and bounded away.
Affluent soccer-moms from Bethesda go down like sweetest marzipan. Killer Christmas lions know this to be true.