Behold the Death Bag.

After the crushing failure of our last experiment with fly-killing technology, we're trying a new one. THE DEATH BAG. It's FINAL SOLUTION time, brothers and sisters... Oscar the gargoyle will survey the carnage and, as before, I'll probably blog about it incessantly. Probably with bar-charts and line-graphs analyzing the inevitable body-count.

We live in very dangerous times, and much fly-blood will be spilled before a new era can begin. We shall reclaim the back yard from the nasty mob-rule of Lucilia sericata. Stay tuned...